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Le collezioni

Brown Bag Special

The Brown Bag Special, a timely and uncomfortable collection of uniquely cheap and terrible people. These souls have been lovingly curated by our team and packaged as cost effectively as possible.


Corporate Personhood

Corporate Personhood is the longstanding idea that corporations can be afforded some of the same legal rights and freedoms as regular non-office building shaped humans. For all practical purposes, corporations are people, complete with their own incorporeal forms and souls. With this collection, we are happy to present some of our favorite Corporate Persons throughout the years.


And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Matthew 10:28